I wish i could tell you…

but i cant. you wouldnt love me the same. but i feel like all of this is fake because you dont know the real me. you only know the me i am when im with you. if you knew me, you wouldnt want to be around me. you wouldnt love me. and i cant lose you like that. ive lost enough already. ughhh, i wish you knew……

When confronted by a bear...

  • average fanbases: holy shit theres a bear what the fuck do i do im ppppaaaaannnniiicccckkkiiinnngggg do i stop drop and roll? no thats for fires. do i stare at it or do i play dead? what the fuck and i gunna do, i have a blog to maintain, da fuq am i supposed to do, ive never seen a bear do i yell for help? do i stay quiet? does it notice me? FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK THIS IS BAD!
  • Trenchers: i have been preparing for this moment for my entire life

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everaftertrencher:

I literally hear Colin’s voice in my head, yelling “RAMSAY!”

i akways hear the boss in his girly highpitched voice…. “RAMSAY!! ramsaaay, ramsay! <3” *le skip*

everaftertrencher:

I literally hear Colin’s voice in my head, yelling “RAMSAY!”


i akways hear the boss in his girly highpitched voice…. “RAMSAY!! ramsaaay, ramsay! <3” *le skip*

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everaftertrencher:

The belt.

the signature pink belt&#8230;&#8230; &lt;3

everaftertrencher:

The belt.

the signature pink belt…… <3

(Source: maddiesauve)

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Best pick up line:

  • Boy: I have concert tickets.

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everaftertrencher:

frozen—alabaster:

Today, I was walking to class and I saw my friend at her locker… So I went up beside her and very loudly I yelled “HOT CHOCORATEEEE”, and then proceeded to karate chop the air….  she didn’t understand, but that didn’t stop me from laughing at myself…


This is why I love Trenchers. Everyone is so hardcore. It’s totally boss.

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  • me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
  • real life friends:
  • me:
  • real life friends:
  • internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

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